"I have a treasure map and I need your help. Are you in?" I looked up from the book that I was reading, which happened to be my favorite, and saw a man who was draped in pirate clothing. "What did you just say?" I became puzzled as to why there was a grown man dressed up as a pirate, hanging off the side of a boat, yelling at me. I lifted my book up and began to read once more. "Are you in?", the man yelled again. "No, I'm not. You're being extremely creepy, now please do me a solid and go away."